People say the darndest things while getting it on. What might you say during a romp that you wouldn’t say otherwise?
15. I'm touching myself right now
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Awkward if said at any other time.
14. I love how your tongue feels
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Please don't blurt this out anywhere besides the bedroom!
13. You need a spanking
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People may mistake this for child abuse.
12. I can't wait for you to put it in
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If you say this somewhere else, you may get something weird shoved up you.
11. Harder, baby
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Don't get knocked out.
10. Get it deeper
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Not sure there's ever a need to use this under any other circumstance, but if there was ... don't do it.
9. Punish me
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Calling all '50 Shades of Grey' fans.
8. Tie me up
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PLEASE don't use this phrase anywhere else. I beg you.
7. Who's your daddy?
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No, just no.
6. Make me scream
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Not the movie....
5. Kiss me everywhere
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Naughty, naughty, naughty.
4. Bend me over
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Probably not good to say this in prison.
3. Eat me
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Believe it or not, there are cannibals out there.
2. Lick it
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Lick it good.
1. You're a handful in the bedroom
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And I quote 'Anchorman'.